DON JUANDYMAN
EVERY GIRL
DESERVES A GUY
WHO SHOWS UP.
Leaky faucet at 11pm? Power out and the apartment's dead silent? Just need someone to talk to who isn't your ex? I bring the toolbox and the company. Handyman by trade, good company by nature.
A handyman who actually sticks around.
Most guys fix the thing and leave. I fix the thing, make sure your locks are solid, and stay for the coffee if you want the company. Living alone shouldn't mean handling everything — the drill, the dark, the quiet — by yourself.
Repairs, moving help, a steady presence during a blackout, or just someone to talk to about your day. Same guy, same toolbox, whatever the job calls for.
Services (full package available)
Book one job or the whole visit. Every service comes with the same guy, the same toolbelt, and no judgment.
Fans, fixtures, leaks, and everything squeaky. I show up equipped and ready to work.
Careful, precise, thorough work. Wiring, mounting, and the small stuff done right the first time.
Gutters up top, caulking down below. I don't leave a job half-finished.
New furniture showed up in a box the size of a couch. I'll build it, move it, and level it.
Power's out, storm's loud, apartment's too quiet. I'll come sit with you until it isn't.
A proper shoulder rub after a long day. Zero tools required, just two hands that know what they're doing.
A real conversation, no toolbox needed. Sometimes the fix isn't a wrench — it's someone who'll actually listen.
Three steps. No awkwardness.
Broken thing, moving day, bad storm, or just a rough week. Text me what's going on.
Same day for emergencies, scheduled for everything else. I show up when I say I will.
Tools, hands, or an ear — whatever the visit needs, respectfully and properly done.
Something needs fixing?
Text or call and I'll find a time that works. First visit, we'll figure out exactly what you need.
DON JUANDYMAN